CONGRESS BREAKING NEWS COMING ATTRACTIONS God Fly Swatter & Hammer FEBRUARY 18, THUS SAITH THE LORD! JOE BIDEN! I’M GOING TO CONFUSE HIM EVEN MORE! I’M GOING TO TAKE WHATS DEAR TO HIS HEART! HIS VERY MIND! THEN I’M GOING TO TAKE YOURS, MINE ENEMIES! gdvenge12 months ago9 months ago01 mins Post navigation Previous: THUS SAITH THE LORD! I HAVE PIERCED THEIR ARMOUR!!!Next: THUS SAITH THE LORD! I’M GOING TO DIP MY FOOT IN SOME BLOOD! AND I’M GOING TO SMEAR IT ALL OVER THE PACKERS! I’M GOING TO KILL THE OPPOSITION! AND THOSE THAT PACK HEAT SAITH THE LORD! KEEP WATCHING THE NEWS SEVERAL TIMES SAITH THE LORD! 3 THINGS SAITH THE LORD! EDIT IN THE CAR! I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU WHOSE PACKING HEAT!
DANTES INFERNO! Reporter: It’s like Dante’s Inferno, It’s so Horrific! One major news outlet! Words: Hell has come up to meet us! INFERNO! YOU MAKE FOR A BAD FOOL! 1/9/25, 2/24/25 I’M GONNA BUSHWACK YOU! [3-4-25] Vision: Giant Eagle Terror Bird reaching his claw out to grab something, EVERY TRANSMISSION IS CLOSED! MECHANICAL FAILURE. TRANSMISSION! A WHIRLWIND OF TRUTH, A FELONY ASSAULT!! STRAIGHT FROM HELL! AND THE DEAD ARE NOT FINISHED YET! [7/9/24] A DRIBFEST! DRIBBLE OF TEARS! I’M GONNA DROWN YOUR OTHER FRIEND! I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU PUMP THE BRAKES REAL HARD! BULLETPROOF DIDN’T WORK! 11/30/24 THE PANCAKE MAN IS RUNNING WILD! A TV DOOM EFFECT! GOD SPRAYING A MACHINE EXTERMINATION FOR INSECTS! CALL IT DANTE’S INFERNO! PUMPKIN SHOES (PUMPKING HEAD MONSTER)! A STRANGE ACCIDENT! MAY DAY, MAY DAY, MAY DAY! A CURE FOR THE STUBBORN HEARTED! A NARRATION AFFAIR, A REPORTER ON THE SCENE! WHAT WAS THE MIX-UP? YOUR MOM!!!!! gdvenge4 days ago4 days ago 0
3/31/25! TAKE YOUR PLANES DOWN 2 BY 2! (SATURDAY AUSTRaliaN TIME?) I’M GONNA CONTRADICT MYSELF! DO STUFF I THOUGHT I’D NEVER DO! KOBE BRYANT STYLE! TAKE 2, AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING! VISIT THEM, DECAPITATION STYLE! IF THOSE CHARGES ARE NOT DROPPED BY MONDAY, I’M GOING TO LAY 400 SOLDIERS DEAD SOUTH! I’M GONNA KEEP UPPING THE ANTE TILL YOU CAPITULATE, VIOLENTLY, SAID THE LORD! DESTROY THE HALLS OF JUSTICE, AND THE SUPREME COURT! I’MA SHOW YOU I’M EVERYWHERE AT ONCE! WORLD WAR 3, I’MA START IT RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE! MAKE YOU PAY FOR EVERYONE THAT CALLED AARON A NIGGER! gdvenge1 day ago1 day ago 0
DISSAPPEAR! LIKE MOSES! TRAPPED! [3-15-25] I’M GONNA START DISSAPPEARING YOUR SOLDIERS! MISSING IN ACTION ! LIKE KORAH AND HER GANG (ARMORED TRUCK SWALLOWED UP), A STUBBORN AND SILLY PEOPLE! LET’S SEE WHO’S god IS GOD! I’M GONNA BRING THE ARMY TO A STANDSTILL WITH DEATH AND MAYHEM! A COMPLETE OBLITERATION, A JONESTOWN MASSACRE!I’M GONNA SHOW YOU I CAN DO ANYTHING, ANYTHING BUT FAIL! AT FIRST THEY THOUGHT IT WAS FAKE NEWS! I’M GONNA CORAL YOUR SOLDIERS, THEN BLOW THEM UP! NOW THEY’RE SCARED TO DEATH! VISION Soldier/SWAT man: We’re walking into our deaths! Somebody finishing the prayer, Thy kingdom come in heaven and in earth, mocking him from heaven,! YOUR MILITARY WILL PAY! JESUS! I’M GOING TO CHOKE THE STEERING WHEEL! (STEERED OFF COURSE INTO THE WATER)! I’M GONNA DRAIN THE SWAMP (TRYING TO GET THEM OUT)! I’MA MAKE SURE YOU ARE TRAPPED! MOSES AND THE RED SEA (THEY ARE TRAP UNDER WATER)! ARRESTED FOR REPEATING WHAT GOD ALREADY SAID! “FOR IN THIS LIKE MANNER DID THEY KILL THE PROPHETS”!!!!!!! VENGEANCE IS MINE! I’M KILL VICIOUSLY EVERYONE THAT COMES AFTER YOU THEIR FAMILY, FRIENDS, ASSASSINS, AND BOSSES! VICIOUSLY AND VIOLENTLY SAITH THE LORD! AND ANYONE THAT TOUCHES MY WEBSITE!!! NO ONE SILENCES ME SAITH THE LORD! I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD! EVERYWHERE AT ONCE! ASK PHARAOH!!!! gdvenge1 week ago1 week ago 0
1/28/25 CHAPPAQUIDDICK! DISSAPERING SOLDIERS! LET’S DO A CHAPPAQUIDDICK NIGHTMARE, DROWN YOU IN THE SEA (SOLDIERS DROWNED IN A SEA SWAMP)! NAVY DIVERS! I’M GONNA HOLD THE STEERING WHEEL STILL SO YOU CAN’T RUN AWAY (STEERED INTO THE SWAMP)! I’M GONNA CORAL YOUR SOLDIERS! I’MA MAKE SURE YOU’RE TRAPPED! ENTOMB YOU! I’M GONNA COMB THROUGH THEIR ISLAND (THEY ARE COMBING FOR BODIES IN THE WATER)! A MONSTER, SAID THE LORD! I’M GOING TO MAKE YOUR MILITARY PAY HEAVILY, SNEEZE ON YOU, A RAINSTORM OF TERROR! YOUR MILITARY WILL PAY, ALONG WITH YOU! [11-30-24] RIGHT INTO MY FIST, SAID THE LORD! I’M GONNA COME STRAIGHT OUT OF NOWHERE AND FIST PUNCH! AND SLAP YOU, ALL AT ONCE! I’M NOT COMING THROUGH THE BACK DOOR, I’M COMING HEAD ON COLLISION *(COLLISION WITH THE WATER, SWAMP)! I’M JUST GONNA PLAY BACK THOSE WORDS JUST BEFORE YOU CRASH! “I’MA START DISAPPEARING YOUR SOLDIERS”! gdvenge1 week ago3 days ago 0