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I’M GOING TO SPLIT THE BABY (THE CAR HAD SEVERELY MENTALLY DISABLED RIDERS, THEIR MINDS WERE LIKE BABY’S MIND)!  IT’S GOING TO BE A FIERY CRASH!  I’M GOING TO PIN YOU IN WHERE YOU CAN’T GET OUT! (THEY WERE BURNT UP AND PINNED IN HOURS AFTER THE CRASH BURNT LIKE TISSUE PAPER)  I’M LOOKING FOR A SCHOOL BUS, YOUR VAN WILL DO JUST FINE!  I’M KILLING KIDS LIKE I DID PHARAOH’S FIRST BORN!  FOR PEOPLE THAT ASK WHY! DID YOU COMPLAIN OR SAY WHY WHEN THEY BRUTALIZED JESUS GOD’S SON! NO YOU DIDN’T! YOU DIDN’T HAVE A WORD TO SAY! 

I’M GOING TO MAKE HAMBURGER MEAT, HUMAN FLESH! AND SPREAD IT AROUND! (THE CAR WAS KNOCKED 200 FEET FROM WHERE IT WAS HIT AND THEY WERE COOKED LIKE HAMBURGERS IN CRASH)!