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00000 APRIL 9, 6:11 AM THUS SAID THE LORD, MY FIRST PLAQUE! LIKE JONAS WAS IN THE WHALE I’M GOING TO BE IN YOUR BRAIN, AND IN YOUR THROAT, AND IN YOUR STOMACH FORMULATING CANCER FOR THREE DAYS! SPREAD THE WORD AND THAT GOES FOR EVERY FBI AGENT! AND WHOEVER ELSE WANTS PART OF THIS TERROR SANDWICH, I WILL GIVE IT TO THEM TOO! I’M GOING OUTSIDE THE FBI, FOR THE HARDHEADED, AND THE SNAKES! TACO BELL! YOU BETTER RUN FOR THE BORDER! MY ANGER IS HOT AND IT SHALL NOT BE QUENCHED! I’M NOT GOING TO DABBLE WITH IT, AND EVERYONE THAT SEE’S YOU GOING TO KNOW YOU GOT! EVERYBODY! I SEE YOUR SATELLITE FEED OVER HIM, AND HIS HOUSE!  I WARNED YOU!  YOU BETTER NOT EVEN LOOK AT HIM, OR HIS NAME ON A PIECE OF PAPER, OR YOU WILL DIE!

THE LORD SHOWED A VISION OF ONE OF THEM, HIS BODY WAS AS STIFF AS A BOARD AND THE ONLY PART OF HIS BODY HE COULD MOVE WAS LIKE HIS RIGHT HAND, HE COULD ONLY MOVE HIS RIGHT HAND FEW INCHES BACK AND FORTH. HIS BODY WAS STIFF AS A BOARD, AND HIS BRAIN POPPED OUT OF HIS HEAD LIKE THEY HAD SHAVED OFF ALMOST HALF HIS HEAD! AND HE WAS WALKING AROUND, AND THEN FINALLY HE PASSED AND THEY LAID HIM DOWN IN HIS CASKET HIS BODY WAS AS STIFF AS A BOARD THE LORD SAID, DON’T THINK I’M BLUFFING!

I NEVER BLUFF! SAID THE LORD!

VISION OF RAIN FALLING DOWN ON THE FBI LIKE RICE MICROBES OF CANCER! THUS SAITH THE LORD THE HEADLINES WILL READ A CANCER OUTBREAK ALL OVER THE FBI!

I’M GOING TO TREAT YOU LIKE THE THREE STOOGES, AND MAKE FUN OF YOU! WHILE I’M IN THERE I’M ADDING THROAT CANCER!

I TOLD YOU I WAS GOING TO PUT MOSES plaques TO SHAME!

YOURE A DUMB ANT WITH CANCER, NOW YOUR THICK AS CANCER, I’M GOING TO BATH YOU IN IT! I’M GOING TO BATH IN YOU IN IT, SAID THE LORD! I’M A LIQUID TYRANT, SAID THE LORD, A DROWNER AND A LIQUID TYRANT, SAID THE LORD!

SAW A VISION OF A FBI AGENT, HE GRABBED A GUN, A RIFLE SAYING HE GOING COME AFTER ME BUT THE LORD SAID, IT’S TOO LATE I’M ALREADY IN YOUR BODY WORKING! I MOVE AT BREAKNECK SPEED! SAID THE LORD

FOR HAVING A RIFLE! I GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL, SAID THE LORD!

A SPECIAL SAUCE FOR YOUR BRAIN! I’M LIKE PEANUT BUTTER ON BREAD, I’M GOING TARGET YOUR THROAT ALSO!

LORD SAID, YOU’LL NEVER BE ALONE. YOU’LL ALWAYS HAVE A NURSE BY YOUR SIDE!

BECAUSE YOUR FAMILY WON’T BE ABLE TO STAND THE STENCH!

NOR THE SCREAMS! THEY’LL SAY I GOT MY OWN CANCER TO DEAL WITH!

THUS SAID THE LORD, I’M VERY VINDICTIVE, A TYRANT! A GOD TYRANT!

WE ARE, SAID THE LORD

PANIC!

A VISION OF SOMEBODY WALKING IN A SIDEWAY DIRECTION WITH SOME LOAFER SHOES ON ALMOST LIKE RUBBER SHOES I HAVE

LORD SAID PANIC! NOW I SEE WHERE THIS PERSON WENT HE WENT TO SOME OLD WITCH DOCTOR, WHITE WITCHDOCTOR WITH A WHITE BEARD!

TERRIBLE NEWS SAID THE LORD, ESOPHAGUS! WHILE I’M IN THERE I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU THROAT CANCER, I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE THOROUGH TREATMENT!

I DON’T TELL AARON EVERYTHING I DO, SAID THE LORD! I’M FULL OF SUPRISES, THUS SAID THE LORD!

ALL KIND OF ACCIDENTS ARE COMING YOUR WAY! GRUESOME, SAID THE LORD! TO YOU IT WAS A ACCIDENT BUT TO ME IT WAS INTENTIONAL!

MY ANGELS WILL PULL AND PUSH YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN INTO TRAFFIC, AMONG OTHER THINGS SAID THE LORD!

I TELL MY MONSTERS, BEAST, AND TRILLIANS UPON TRILLIONS OF ANGELS WHAT TO DO FIRST MILLIONS OF YEARS AHEAD OF TIME!  WHEN I TALK TO AARON HE IS GETTING THE LATE NEWS! THE VERY LATE NEWS! YOU TRYING TO KILL AARON WILL NOT STOP ME SAITH THE LORD! I’M VERY SPECIFIC IN WHO I TARGET! APOLOGIZE TO AARON DIRECTLY AND MAKE A DONATION! I’VE GOT MY MONSTER ACCOUNTANT  KEEPING TRACK OF WHO DONATES AND WHO DOESN’T! I’VE GOT A SWORD IN ON HAND AND A TERROR SANDWICHES IN THE OTHER!  APOLOGIZE PERSONALLY TO AARON AND DONATE, ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER WILL NOT WORK! THIS IS MY SACRED CHILD! HE IS CHAINED TO MY HEART WITH A GOD CHAIN THAT CANNOT BE BROKEN! AND YOU ARE CHAINED TO MY VIOLENCE! SAITH THE LORD! DON’T CHALLENGE ME AGAIN!  I TOLD MY ANGELS MILLIONS OF YEARS BEFORE YOU WERE BORN HOW AND WHEN TO TERRORIZE YOU!  YOUR CALLING CARD HAS COME UP!