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4-20-24 12:00 AM – THUS SAITH THE LORD! BREAKING NEWS! 14 CONGRESSMEN WILL DIE! A PROSECUTOR WILL BE KILLED BY MY HANDS, SAID THE LORD! A VICIOUS KILLING! A CRIME FROM THE MIDDLE EAST! THE STATUE OF LIBERTY! I’M GONNA BRING IT DOWN, AND CRASH IT TO THE GROUND, LIKE I DID THE BALTIMORE BRIDGE! I’M GOING TO MAKE THE PEOPLE SCREAM IN FEAR! I’VE TURNED UP THE ANTE! (ANTS)! I’M GONNA SHANK YOU IN THE HEART, LIKE THE PRISON CELL YOU JOKED ABOUT WHEN TALKING ABOUT AARON, HIS FAMILY, AND THE MANY CHRISTIANS, AND OTHERS THAT YOU THOUGHT YOU DEFEATED! YOU RAPED YOUR CHILDREN WITH IMMIGRANTS, THAT YOU KNEW WERE EVIL! NO BACKGROUND CHECKS, JUST COME ON IN AND GET SOME!


I’M GONNA ZOOM IT ALONG.
I’M GOING TO STAB IT RIGHT IN YOUR HEART!
GOODY-2-SHOES.
A VANILLA OPENING.
A PRACTICE SQUAD.

A SHINZO DEATH!
SUMARAI, KUMARAI
!


A SHINZO DEATH!
SUMARAI, KUMARAI
!


I’M GONNA CARVE OUT MY NAME ON YOUR FOREHEAD,
AND STICK THE AMBULANCE TO IT.
YOU CAN NOT PLAN FOR ME
!


I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD.
14 CONGRESSMEN WILL DIE!
IN A STAGE ONE ATTACK
!


IT WILL APPEAR LIKE AN ACCIDENT,
BUT IT WILL BE ME LETTING YOU KNOW I’M GOING TO MEAN BUSINESS, SAID THE LORD.


HURRY UP AND DROP THOSE CHARGES, OR ELSE, SAID THE LORD!

I’M A VICIOUS GOD AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME. NOT AARON OR NO ONE ELSE!

I’M GOING TO CLOSE THE DOOR ON SYRACUSE.
SPILL THE BEANS ON THE PLANET.
A DOBERMAN PINSCHERS SMELL OF FEAR,
AS I’M GOING TO CRUSH HIM AND THE DOG
I’M GONNA TAKE THE BUS, YOU SAID, SO THERE’LL BE NO ACCIDENT.
I’M GONNA CRASH THE PLANET FROM HEAVEN!


I’M A STAUNCH OBSERVER OF YOUR EVIL DEEDS AND REBELLION AGAINST ME, SAID THE LORD!
I’M NOT GONNA PLACATE YOU ANYMORE.
A STUNNING TURN OF EVENTS,
OUT OF PROPORTIONALITY!
DOUBLE VINDICTIVENESS FROM ME, SAID THE LORD
!


A PLEASURE BOMB FROM HELL
!
3 STORIES HIGH.
A BOMB THAT YOU CAN NOT SNIFF OUT.
A RECKLESS HOMICIDE.
I WARNED YOU, TOUCH NOT MY ANOINTED!
ASK THE 24 SOLDIERS, IF CAN I DO IT.
IT’S NOT COMING FROM AARON, YOU FOOLS.

AN AFTERNOON DELIGHT,
STRAIGHT OUT OF MIDNIGHT.
LET’S GET THE SUMP PUMP OUT, TO PUMP THE BLOOD, SAID THE LORD.!
THE WAYS AND MEANS COMMITTEE.
AN EXPLOSIVE MESS.
A FOREIGN ACTOR.
SPELL CLOCKWISE.
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU SING A NEW TUNE.
CALL IT, AARON, WHAT HAVE WE DONE?
YOU REBELLED AGAINST ME, SAID THE LORD,
AND THAT WAS THE KEY.

MANDATORY PAROLE.
A PERMANENT ENDING.
I’M SICK OF NEWS FROM MY ANGELS ABOUT YOU DOING NOTHING.
I’M THE GOD ALMIGHTY AND I’M GOING TO DO IT MYSELF!
VISION OF Somebody on horse in a knights uniform, rearing white/gray horse up in the air. Javelin, knight’s uniform on.
I’M GONNA BUTT HEADS,
AND GUESS WHO’S GONNA WIN?
VISION OF AN Ant crawling.
LORD SAID, A DUMB ANT, THAT’S WHAT YOU ARE
!
I’M TAKING NOTHING OFF THE TABLE.
I’M GONNA SMASH YOU TO SMITHEREENS,
IN A DIABOLICAL WAY.
A CREATIVE NEW DANGER.
ONE YOU TRIED TO SIDESTEP,
BECAUSE YOU SAID IT COULDN’T HAPPEN.
I’M GOING TO POLISH YOU OFF WITH MY SANDPAPER.


A CRIME FROM THE MIDDLE EAST!


YES, I COULD PREVENT IT, SAID THE LORD, BUT YOU’VE DONE NOTHING FOR ME!
STAND DOWN OR I’LL TRY YOU AGAIN FOR MURDER AGAINST MY CHILD!
I CONSIDER THAT MURDER WHEN YOU TESTIFY AGAINST HIM. I CONSIDER IT A MURDEROUS CRIME. I AM THE GOD ALMIGHTY.


LETS BUTT HEADS!


I’M UNDEFEATED OVER THE CENTURIES AND FOR ALL TIME.


TRY TO ROPE OFF THE DANGER.
I CAN STILL GET TO YOU.
FOOL, I’M ALREADY INSIDE.
I’M GONNA ASSAULT THE BERRY DUST.
BURY. B-U-R-Y DUST, SAID THE LORD.
I’M GONNA BURY YOU ON A FLOATING TILLA.
I’M GOING TO MAKE PEOPLE SCRATCH THEIR NOSE IN THEIR HEAD.
14 CONGRESSMEN DEAD.
A PLANE DROP LIKE NO OTHER.
ANOTHER CHOO CHOO TRAIN
OF CASKETS GALORE!


I SEE YOUR BLASPHEMY,
AND FOR THINKING ABOUT KILLING HIM.
I PUNISH THOUGHTS, SAID THE LORD, THAT I SEE A BILLION YEARS BEFORE IT HAPPENS,
OR BEFORE YOU TRY IT, SAID THE LORD!


THE KANGAROO COURT AGAINST TRUMP!


I’M GONNA HAVE MY POUND OF FLESH FOR YOUR WICKEDNESS.
HEAR ME MERRICK GARLAND. I’M COMING AFTER YOU VICIOUSLY AND YOUR TRUMPED UP CHARGES!
I’M NEITHER REPUBLICAN NOR DEMOCRAT, I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD THE GOD OF VENGEANCE!


I’M GOING TO BLUNT YOUR NOSE WITH A NOSE OF STEAL,
AND PRACTICE BAKING YOUR HEAD.
THERE WILL BE NO PROPORTIONALITY IN MY VENGEANCE SAID THE LORD!  NONE AT ALL!


I’M A VICIOUS GOD WITH A VICIOUS CARTEL OF ANGELS AND MY MONSTERS, AND MY BEASTS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER EVER HEARD OF!


CLASH OF THE TITANS.
CLASH OF A TITAN AGAINST AN ANT!
THIS WON’T BE FAKE NEWS.


I’M GOING TO RUIN YOUR REPUTATION,
AND PROVE TO YOU THAT I AM THE ALMIGHTY GOD, NOT A JEWISH FABLE! 


I’M GONNA CRACK YOUR SELF ESTEEM,
AND BLOW IT OUT THE WINDOW.
I’M GONNA BLACK AND BLUE THE STATE.
YOUR FIRST RESPONDERS WILL WEEP.
IT’S CHEESE AND TOAST TIME.
MILK, CHEESE, AND TOAST.
3 FOR 1 SPECIAL!


I’VE TURNED UP THE ANTE.  (ANTS)!
I’M GONNA SHANK YOU IN THE HEART,
LIKE THE PRISON CELL YOU TALKED ABOUT WHEN TALKING ABOUT AARON, HIS FAMILY,
AND THE MANY CHRISTIANS, THAT YOU THOUGHT YOU DEFEATED!
I’M GONNA BRING YOU A SMORGASBORD OF HELL!
A VARIETY OF SUBSTANCES,
AND ONE YOU NEVER HEARD OF.
I’M GONNA TURN YOU INTO COCAINE AND CRACK ADDICTS TRYING TO RELIEVE THE PAIN.
YOU WILL SAY, A GOD I DEFIED. THEN I HAVE NO ONE TO BLAME!


THE STATUE OF LIBERTY. I’M GONNA BRING IT DOWN,
AND CRASH IT TO THE GROUND,
LIKE I DID THE BALTIMORE BRIDGE.
I’M GOING TO MAKE THE PEOPLE SCREAM IN FEAR
!


I’VE TAKEN MY BELT BUCKLE OFF. I’M NOT GONNA BEAT YOU WITH THE STRAP, I’M GONNA BEAT YOU WITH THE METAL PART!
A CRASHY TUNE.
BON JOVI.
A METICULOUS ACT.
A BAND PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND.
ROWS OF DEATH, THAT’S A FACT.
A BARRACUDA SNAKE IS UPON YOU.
A SNAKE THAT WILL DEVOUR YOU.
A SNAKE WITH MANY FOREIGN ACTORS CHEERING.


VISION, LET’S HAVE SOME SEMBLANCE OF ORDER, SOMEONE STRIKES THE GAVEL.
WE ARE GATHERED HERE FOR OUR COLLEAGUES,
AND OUR HEARTS ARE BLEEDING.
WE WILL HAVE OUR VENGEANCE, YOU’LL SAY.
WE WILL FIGHT THIS ALMIGHTY GOD!


THEN I’M GONNA SEND A PLUME OF SMOKE YOUR WAY,
AND SMOKE YOU LIKE A CIGAR.
I’M GOING TO MAKE THE REST OF YOU BEG FOR MERCY,
AND I WILL HAVE NONE!
 

CHALLENGE ME AGAIN!

MAKE ME WAIT ANOTHER DAY, SAID THE LORD.
I’VE GOT SOME DIABOLICAL NEWS COMING YOUR WAY!


I’M GONNA PAY A HOME VISIT, ALMOST EVERY DAY.
THE BUILDING CRASHES DOWN
AND NO ONE CAN BE FOUND,
NOT ALIVE, SAID THE LORD.


TOUCH NOT MY ANOINTED, AND DO MY PROPHET NO HARM!


I’M GONNA TELEPORT THE BOMB FROM A FAR AWAY PLACE. ALMOST LIKE FROM  HEAVEN ABOVE!
AN EXCLUSIVE MEASURE ON MY PART, SAID THE LORD!


YOUR HATRED FOR ME IS VISIBLE IN THE ASSEMBLY,
AND I HEAR EVERY WORD AND EVERY THOUGHT.
I’VE CATEGORIZED YOUR THOUGHTS,
AND PUT IT IN THE OVEN TO BURN.
A STINKY STUBSTANCE THAT DEFIED THE ALMIGHTY GOD!


YOU RAPED YOUR CHILDREN WITH IMMIGRANTS,
THAT YOU KNEW WERE EVIL!
NO BACKGROUND CHECKS, JUST COME ON IN AND GET SOME!


YOU’VE STARVED MY PEOPLE LONG ENOUGH!  NOW IT’S TIME FOR VENGEANCE.
I’M GONNA COMMINGLE YOUR CRIMES,
AND MAKE IT SOUND LIKE A RHYME!


TAKE THAT ABORTION PILL AND TRY AND STOP ME, SAID THE LORD!
FIRECRACKER SHRIMP.
A TUMOR ON YOUR FOREHEAD, DON’T PLAY WITH IT BECAUSE IT HURTS!

  THE LORD SAID, I AM ALWAYS FREE TO DO AS I PLEASE! AND VENGEANCE IS MINE SAITH THE LORD! I HAVE ALWAYS HAD MY OWN WEAPONS, SAID THE LORD! INCLUDING CANCER. WHICH I WILL GIVE TO YOU AS A PUNISHMENT PLUS. 

ASK THE ROYALS AND GENERAL AUSTIN HOW IT FEELS. 

I’M GOING TO BURN YOU LIKE THE MAN IN THE SQUARE!

CALL IT THE MAN IN THE MIRROR, SAID THE LORD. 

EVERYTHING IS A SYMBOL FOR SOMETHING ELSE, SAID THE LORD!