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4/1/24 – THE LORD SAID, 20-PLANES DOWN, I’M GOING TO SCARE YOU TO DEATH! LETS SEE WHOSE GOT THE BIGGEST MONSTERS! YOU STIRRED UP A HORNET’S NESTS OF MONSTERS! I AM THE ALMIGHTY GOD, THE LORD JESUS CHRIST! REVELATIONS HAS STARTED!

MARCH 31, 25TH, 24TH, 23RD I’M GOING TO DROWN YOUR PLANE IN THE SNOW LIKE I DID MATTHEW PERRY AND LINDA MENSCH! VISION OF A NOSE DIVE AND SOMEONE YELLING PULL, PULL UP, PULL UP! THE LORD SAID I’M GOING TO DRIVE YOU INTO THE SNOW FIRE AND ICE! HOW CAN THIS BE? A COG IN THE WHEEL! I’M GOING TO BREAK YOUR PLANE NOSE WITH GREAT PAIN! I’VE GOT A BLACKMAIL SUIT ON SAID THE LORD A TERROR SANDWICH IN EACH HAND (2 PEOPLE DIED)!

YOU’RE GOING TO LEARN TO OBEY ME!

YOU’RE VOID OF WISDOM A STUPID PIG! I’M GOING TO TAKE YOU THROUGH THE SNOW ROUTE! I’M GOING TO DROWN YOU AGAIN, AND AGAIN! TELL THE SMART ALECS I’M COMING FOR THEM! I’M GOING TO EAT YOUR FLESH LIKE A HAMBURGER! YOU’RE IN GOD’S CIRCUS NOW! I’M GOING TO TAKE YOU TO THE RODEO, MY RODEO SAID THE LORD! A PORTABLE KNIFE ARRIVING LIKE A SNOW STORM! I’M GOING TO KICK UP THE FLAMES AGAINST YOU! AND KICK YOUR TEETH OUT FOR BEING SO SMART! I’M GOING TO GET THOSE KHAKI PANTS DIRTY!  VISION OF A GIANT SNAKE WRAPPED AROUND A PLANE TORN IN HALF!  I’M GOING TO MESS WITH THE FUSALAGE! WHEN YOU BEND OVER IN PAIN I’M GOING TO SWELL UP YOUR THROAT WITH FLAMES. MINOR INFRACTION THAT I’M GOING TO BLOW UP INTO HELL!

I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU GROVEL IN THE SNOW! AND BEG AND MAKE YOU BEG AND CRY AND SAY WHY DIDN’T WE LISTEN! I APOLOGIZE TO NO ONE, I DON’T HAVE A CONSCIOUS TO MY ENEMIES! YOU WILL BE HUNTED DOWN BY YOUR OWN CONGRESS! YOU’RE GOING TO STINK IN THEIR NOSTRILS! VISION OF THE FBI WALKING AROUND IN BONNETS! I’M GOING TO BREAK YOU OUT IN A SWEAT! I’M GOING TIE YOU WAY UP THE TOTEM POLE! WHERE YOU BELONG, YOU STUBBORN BRICK HOUSE AND MOLTEN SOUP FOR BRAINS! I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU YOUR GOLD WATCH EARLY!  CLOVERFIELD MONSTERS!  MY STORED UP ANGER.  STRAIGHT FROM THE OVEN.  FOR THE STUBBORN AT HEART.LOOK IN THE MIRROR.  FBI, DOJ, AND THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT YOU ARE TO BLAME!
HOW MANY MONSTERS YOU GOT? I’VE GOT TRILLIONS. YOU DIDN’T KNOW THAT, DID YOU.

MARCH 24 THE LORD SAID!  YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING TO KILL AARON AND KILL ME! YOU ARE A BIG FOOL!  I‘M GOING TO DOLE OUT A MILLION TERROR SANDWICHES, JUST FOR TRYING IT!
A MILLION DEAD, LITERALLY!  
PUT THAT IN YOUR BRACKETS! SHUT HIM UP YOU SAID!  I’M GOING TO SEND A WILD PACK OF WOLVES AFTER YOU, AND LET YOU KNOW IT WASN’T AARON TALKING! TAKEN INTO CUSTODY!  A BOLD MOVE AGAINST ME, SAID THE LORD.  THE PHARAOH OF OLD.
I’M GOING TO MAKE POPE (POKE) THE BEAR POKE YOU!  WHERE IT HURTS THE MOST! IDENTITY THEFT!  I HERE, HE THREATENED THE PRESIDENT  (THAT WAS ME THE GOD ALMIGHTY TALKING, YOU FOOL I’M GOING TO PROVE IT TO YOU! I’M GOING TO KILL YOUR STAKEHOLDERS LIKE JOE LIEBERMAN!  A BLOODY SHAME.

ISRAEL,

I’VE PROTECTED YOU LONG ENOUGH, AND NOW YOU’VE JOINED IN WITH THE FBI.
MY STAUNCHEST FOE AND ENEMY!  YOU WILL PARTAKE OF MY TERROR IF YOU DON’T ABANDON THEM AND MAKE THEM DROP THOSE CHARGES.  I’M A VICIOUS AND VINDICTIVE GOD.  I AM THE GOD OF ABRAHAM, ISSAC, AND JACOB! AND I AM ALIVE FOREVER MORE! I DON’T LIKE EXCUSES. I LIKE DEAD BODIES! THE CORNFIELD HAS BLOOD IN IT.

I’M GOING TO KILL YOUR ISRAELI REPRESENTATIVE. YOUR STAUNCH COMMANDER. I’M GONNA BREAK THE NOSE OF HIS PLANE WITH GREAT PAIN.

AND THEN THIS HAPPENS!