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THE LORD SAID, A TACTICAL NUCLEAR WEAPON IT’S COMING JUST LIKE IT CAME FOR MITCH McCONNELL! STRAIGHT OUT OF NOWHERE! PAINFUL, I WARNED YOU JUST LIKE I WARNED MITCH McCONNELL! MAYBE IF YOU READ BRAILLE, IT WOULD BE BETTER! FAMILARIZE YOURSELF WITH RADIATION, AND THE FALLOUT! COMPLETE DISASTER! THANK EVERYBODY FOR THE CHARGES BEING KEPT BY FBI AND DOJ, GIVE THEM A CONGRATULATIONS YOU FOOLED US ALL INTO THINKING YOU WERE SMART! (FBI and DOJ)

THUS SAID THE LORD, ASTONISHING NEWS! A KLEPTOMANIC VS. THE SWORD!

SMARTY PANTS YOU FORGOT, PUT IT ON A FIRE!

NO I’M LOOKING FOR THE MAXMIUM AMOUNT OF PEOPLE THEY SAID!

HOUR GLASS TIME! A COUNTDOWN EVERY HOUR, SO YOU DON’T NEED ALOT OF HELP!

YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF THE COUNTRY ALL BY YOUR SELF!

THEY GOING TO KICK YOU OUT OF THIS ROOM TODAY!

MANY OUR GOING TO STARVE TO DEATH!

THE PALE HORSE BRINGS FAMINE!

IM GOING TO RANSACK THE PLAYGROUND!