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THE INDICTMENT SHOULD HAVE READ! UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT VS. THE ALMIGHTY GOD AND THE PEOPLE OF GOD! TACTICAL NUCLEAR WEAPONS! READ REVELATION, AND SEE HOW VIOLENT I CAN GET! STRANGE THINGS ARE HAPPENING INSIDE THE BIGHOUSE! I’M GOING TO PUT MITCH MCCONNELL TO SHAME! WHILE YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE! A BOATLOAD OF FEAR, YOU’RE GOING TO DIE IN THE GREEN ROOM, SAID THE LORD SAID! I’M GOING TO VISIT THE BEACH WITH YOUR CHILDREN, AND HAVE THEIR FRIENDS THROW THEM IN THE WATER! LIKE I THREW MATTHEW PERRY IN THE WATER AND HELD HIM DOWN FOR TERRORIZING WOMEN! SHOWING THE FBI THAT I CAN GET TO ANYBODY!

CHAPPAQUIDDICK PART 2! I’M NEVER GONNA GIVE TO AARON, I’M NOT GIVING NOTHING TO THAT NIGGER, WELL SEE ABOUT IT! THE HEART OF A SABERTOOTH TIGER A MUTALATION GIFT! I’M GOING TO FLOOD THE COURT ROOM WITH TEARS! I’M GOING TO PLAY PEEK A BOO WITH YOUR CHILDREN! YOUR PROUD OF YOUR TECHNOLOGY, I CALL IT FOOLS GOLD! SAID THE LORD! I’M GOING TO LET THE MONSTERS OUT THAT I PUT IN HELL, THEY WERE SO TERRIBLE! AND THEY GOING TO FIND YOUR FAMILIES! A MICROSOFT WAR! I’M GOING TO VISIT YOU IN THE BATHTUB! I’M GOING TO CHARM SCHOOL!

I DARE YOU TO KEEP COMING AGAINST AARON, AND SEND YOUR SOLDIERS AFTER HIM, I DARE YOU! SAID LORD! SEE HOW VIOLENT I CAN BE! REMEMBER, EVERYBODY PAYS FOR ONE MISTAKE! I’M GOING TO PUT THE SURVEILLANCE TEAM IN MY OVEN! A FIREY DEATH!

YOU’RE A SEPTIC TANK! CLIMATE CHANGE IS MY WAR ON YOU! SAID THE LORD