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(TO PARAPHRASE)-THIS MORNING THE LORD SAID TO THE FBI, I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT I’M GOING TO DO TO YOU! I’M GOING TO SEND YOU A BLAST CAP FROM HELL, I’M GOING TO POUR GASOLINE ON YOU! A BUCKET OF GASOLINE FROM HEAVEN AN EXPLOSION THAT YOU CANNOT SEE COMING!

I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU A BACK RUB, BUT IT’S GOING TO BE A SKIN GRAFT FROM BEING BURNT FROM A GAS EXPLOSION!

YOU’RE GONNA WISH THOSE CHARGES ARE DROPPED. DON’T WORRY I’M GOING TO DROP THE CHARGES ON YOU ! A GREAT EXPLOSION!, SAID THE LORD!

FEB 16 (FIREFIGHTERS WERE BURNED IN THE EXPLOSION, PLUS 2 CIVILIANS 1 FIRE FIGHTER DIED) Shortly after crews arrived to extinguish a house fire, the home exploded with firefighters inside.

AN EYE WITNESS ON FOX 5 NEWS SAID “IT FELT LIKE SOMETHING FELL OUT THE SKY”
THE LORD SAID IM GOING TO POUR GASOLINE ON YOU STRAIGHT FROM HEAVEN!

(FIRE CHIEF SAYS IT MULTIPLE MADAY’S @00:30 WAS TOTAL DEVASTATION @ 04:07, THE FIREFIGHTERS SAYS IT THEY WERE TRAPPED @04:36, AND BURNED)

THE LORD SAID I’M GOING TO LOCK THE DOORS WHERE YOU CAN’T GET OUT!

I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU A BACK RUB, BUT IT’S GOING TO BE A SKIN GRAFT FROM BEING BURNT FROM A GAS EXPLOSION!

9 LAFD firefighters injured, 2 critically, in Wilmington explosion involving natural gas cylinder