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FEB 5 THE LORD SAID, THE MILITARY CAN DO NOTHING AGAINST ME! HAVEN’T YOU LEARNED THAT BY NOW! BUT I’M GONNA TEACH YOU ANOTHER LESSON!

I’M COMING TO TEAR YOU ASUNDER.
I’M MARKING ALL MY PRICES DOWN.
AND YOU’RE GETTING IT ALL FOR FREE.
THE WINE GLASS OF TERROR.
BLASPHEME AARON, YOU’VE BLASPHEMED MY NAME.
IF THOSE CHARGES STILL STAND IN THE MORNING.
EVERYBODY PAYS.
TRY ME AGAIN, SAID THE LORD.
Vision of Tiger panting, heavy, snot coming off nostrils,
Tiger, blood dripping from jaws, panting, Harry Carry glasses on.
NO ONE CAN COMPETE WITH ME, SAID THE LORD.
THIS IS YOUR WORKERS COMPENSATION
MORE INJURIES THAN DEATH.
I OWE IT TO YOU
YOU’RE IN MY SHARK TANK.
NO GUARANTEES.