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NEXT TIME I’M GOING TO USE MY HAMMER! I’M GOING TO BRING DOWN MORE MILITARY JETS! (DAYS LATER) 8 DEAD IN JAPAN OSPREY CRASH!!

Vision of an angel holding straining to hold down a mans head at the alter of a church as the man refuses to bow down, the man has a suit and tie on representing the FBI).

THEN AN 90 FOOT JESUS WALKS DOWN THE ISLE WITH A HAMMER IN HIS HAND SAYING I’M GOING TO SMASH HIS HEAD (FBI) LIKE A PUMPKIN!
I’M GOING TO SMASH HIS HEAD INTO MANY PIECES!
LIKE A POTTERS VESSEL NEAR HIROSHIMA LIKE I SAID IN MY WORD! I’M GOING TO BRING DOWN MORE MILITARY JETS THIS TIME WITH MY HAMMER!
(1 HOUR LATER THIS HAPPENS)